Friday, June 08, 2007
WARNING. DHE FOLLOWING IS ABT MY TRIP TO CHINA IT MIGHT BE qUITE BORING SHO U CAN CHOOSE NOT TO READ IT. DUN SAE II NV WARN!!
heyhey.
ii'm back from china. it's n0rtt as bad as ii thot it would be.ii miss datt place actually. n0rtt datt place sorry. it's myye relatives. ii think ii forgot to tell u all. ii went dhere to actually witness a weddinqq. dhere quite fun osho. but hor, ii dunnoe how to speak teochew!! henqq henqq henqq dey noe how to speak chinese. -.- ii mus reallie improve on mye teochew. if not ii foreva canot converse wif my ahma. hais. dhe first dae ii went dhere hor, we mus sit a 3hr car ride. haiyos. sian sia. ii stui rmb ii tokinqq to my cousin den ii think ii was sayinqq : shanghai beri scary or sth den suddenly dhe driver( relative) sae " why?" den ii sae huh? how ii noe? buddden he started tokinqq to dunnoe hu. den ii realised he was tokinqq on dhe phone den wei to them is why. wth lor. my mum and cousin laugh like siao luhh!! futher on dhe dae ii realised datt dheir hello can be "why" "what" "wei" and manie manie more. -.- andd dheir weddinqq dinner!! haiyo! my cousin andd ii wear still lyk damn long zhong den in dhe end jus wear one t-shirt and pants osho can. diu si ren lerhh. DEY ANYHOW WEAR DE LOR. how dhe hell ii noe. singapore whr g0rtt lidat de. andd dhe hospital. dhe toilet CANNOT MAKE IT. actually dhe whole hospital cannot make it dey do operation outside dhe room de. ii WANNA PUKE MAN. !@#$%^&*(). dey osho anyhow throw rubbish. all of it is reallie totally rubbish. so UNhygenic luhh. u mus be wnderinqq ii go hospital fer wud. my father wanna see his neck cos all dhe long his neck gortt prob denm he wanna see whrther dhere got any cure an0rtt. den after datt we go see zhong yi. SHO DAMN HOT. HAVEN'T DEY HEARD OF ANYTHING CALLED AIRCON? den in dhe end mus put somethinqq on his neck fer three days three nites.den now gortt pus got green green de.. EWWWWWWW. so damn disgustinqq. anywae, ii finally g0rtt a rich relative!! and sho damn rich somemoree. ii dunnoe how to explain but if u go dhere u comfirm sae she ish damn fuckinqq rich. okae, now abt dhe food. all meals all dhe same de. no rice osho. sian sian sian. andd dey eat live food!! ii stui can see dhe lobster dhe head dhe inside stui movinqq. den de jus eat. ddiiisssscccuussttiiinnqqqq. and dhe prawn dey serve in dhe bowl. dey sae is live so mye mum andd ii went to take a closer look den suddnly dey jump!!! my mummie and ii jump osho luhh. denn ii kik untilll dhe table den my leg damn painnnnn. den dey stui laugh somemore. beri funnie mehh? xia si ren luhh. dheir karaoke ish damn big lehhs. andd damn cheap. datt was dhe first day ii went to dhe karaoke luhh. dhe 2nd time was scary..
actually we were shoppinqq. den my parents dun let us go shop cos my cousins dhere didn't go dhe first time andd dey wanna go so my cousin andd ii had to follow dem. datt's sad. but dey had to leave after a while as dey had sch dhe next dae. we were left wif our a gus'. which is uncles. not long after datt another a gu which ii nv see bfore brought a woman in. dhe first look ii saw her ii knew she was a slut and bitch. dey started drinkinqq beer. ii didn't belonqq to myself anymore. ii felt a kind a feelinqq which is undescribable. den she suddenly she puked. discustinqq. she went to dhe toilet andd den when she came out dey started slurppinqq beer gain. felt like slappinqq her face. den after datt ii dun care ii went to select songs wif my cousin. den after a while dey close all dhe lights left disco lights den ii thot dey wanted to dance u see. den ii turned baqq. ii knew whiie now. dhe slut was kissinqq wif one of my uncles. a married one. ii felt so sorrie fer my aunty. andd dhe surprisinqq thinqq was, dhe gurl was on top and dhe guy was below. ii thot it was supposed to be dhe other way round. wudeva. andd dey were lyinqq on dhe sofa. she was like a prostitute sia. dey were almost like doinqq it on dhe sofa. ii was thinkinqq " if dey wanted to make out, why not get out of this place?" ii tried hard not to stare. den when dey stopped. we left. but we didnt go baqq to dhe hotel. ii realised my cousin asked dem to brinqq her to a disco. so we went. ii dunnoe whrther can go in anot lehh. ii mean, ii'm 12, okae 13 dhere. den my uncle told me after 10pm dhe police didn't care anymore. dey didn't check. wlao dhe music was blastinqq. ii couldn't even hear myself. den paikia( one of dhe nickname of my uncle) ask my cousin whrther she wanted to dance. she looked at me andd politely declined. henqq. thank gawd. ii don't wan to be left alone. after quite awhile we went into a room, a karaoke room dhere, andd ii saw manie pple ii dun even noe. -.- den paikia sae all is his xiao di and xiao mei. den he is dhe da ge. dey all carry guns, knifes, andd bombs. dey scared dhe bloody hell out of me. after all, ii was stui carryinqq a heart of a 12 year old though ii looked biqq outside. cos to dem ii am damn biqq cos dheir size all damn small de. my size was of a 16 year old to them ii think. andd den over dhere any age can smoke, drink beer, and wudeva de. of cos ii didn't do any of datt. we went baqq to dhe hotel abt 2 plus ii think. if n0rtt my mum will kill me. -- henqq she didn't find out. henqq henqq henqq.
ii got one a gu 2 months younger den me. (: my lao gu ( his daddie) is 1 year younger den my mum. weird rite. my mum's uncle is younger than her. l0ls. except fer dh ose scary relatives, ii loved all of dhem. ii felt sad to leave dhere. ii almost cried. my mum andd cousin and ah ma cried. my eyes red onlie. my so called closer cousins dhere cried too. ii took foto wif everyone of dhem. didnt wan to forget dhem. missinqq dhem now. hope dhey will keep dheir promise andd come to singqpore soon. hopinqq and hopinqq, datt my wish will come true.
heyhey.
ii'm back from china. it's n0rtt as bad as ii thot it would be.ii miss datt place actually. n0rtt datt place sorry. it's myye relatives. ii think ii forgot to tell u all. ii went dhere to actually witness a weddinqq. dhere quite fun osho. but hor, ii dunnoe how to speak teochew!! henqq henqq henqq dey noe how to speak chinese. -.- ii mus reallie improve on mye teochew. if not ii foreva canot converse wif my ahma. hais. dhe first dae ii went dhere hor, we mus sit a 3hr car ride. haiyos. sian sia. ii stui rmb ii tokinqq to my cousin den ii think ii was sayinqq : shanghai beri scary or sth den suddenly dhe driver( relative) sae " why?" den ii sae huh? how ii noe? buddden he started tokinqq to dunnoe hu. den ii realised he was tokinqq on dhe phone den wei to them is why. wth lor. my mum and cousin laugh like siao luhh!! futher on dhe dae ii realised datt dheir hello can be "why" "what" "wei" and manie manie more. -.- andd dheir weddinqq dinner!! haiyo! my cousin andd ii wear still lyk damn long zhong den in dhe end jus wear one t-shirt and pants osho can. diu si ren lerhh. DEY ANYHOW WEAR DE LOR. how dhe hell ii noe. singapore whr g0rtt lidat de. andd dhe hospital. dhe toilet CANNOT MAKE IT. actually dhe whole hospital cannot make it dey do operation outside dhe room de. ii WANNA PUKE MAN. !@#$%^&*(). dey osho anyhow throw rubbish. all of it is reallie totally rubbish. so UNhygenic luhh. u mus be wnderinqq ii go hospital fer wud. my father wanna see his neck cos all dhe long his neck gortt prob denm he wanna see whrther dhere got any cure an0rtt. den after datt we go see zhong yi. SHO DAMN HOT. HAVEN'T DEY HEARD OF ANYTHING CALLED AIRCON? den in dhe end mus put somethinqq on his neck fer three days three nites.den now gortt pus got green green de.. EWWWWWWW. so damn disgustinqq. anywae, ii finally g0rtt a rich relative!! and sho damn rich somemoree. ii dunnoe how to explain but if u go dhere u comfirm sae she ish damn fuckinqq rich. okae, now abt dhe food. all meals all dhe same de. no rice osho. sian sian sian. andd dey eat live food!! ii stui can see dhe lobster dhe head dhe inside stui movinqq. den de jus eat. ddiiisssscccuussttiiinnqqqq. and dhe prawn dey serve in dhe bowl. dey sae is live so mye mum andd ii went to take a closer look den suddnly dey jump!!! my mummie and ii jump osho luhh. denn ii kik untilll dhe table den my leg damn painnnnn. den dey stui laugh somemore. beri funnie mehh? xia si ren luhh. dheir karaoke ish damn big lehhs. andd damn cheap. datt was dhe first day ii went to dhe karaoke luhh. dhe 2nd time was scary..
actually we were shoppinqq. den my parents dun let us go shop cos my cousins dhere didn't go dhe first time andd dey wanna go so my cousin andd ii had to follow dem. datt's sad. but dey had to leave after a while as dey had sch dhe next dae. we were left wif our a gus'. which is uncles. not long after datt another a gu which ii nv see bfore brought a woman in. dhe first look ii saw her ii knew she was a slut and bitch. dey started drinkinqq beer. ii didn't belonqq to myself anymore. ii felt a kind a feelinqq which is undescribable. den she suddenly she puked. discustinqq. she went to dhe toilet andd den when she came out dey started slurppinqq beer gain. felt like slappinqq her face. den after datt ii dun care ii went to select songs wif my cousin. den after a while dey close all dhe lights left disco lights den ii thot dey wanted to dance u see. den ii turned baqq. ii knew whiie now. dhe slut was kissinqq wif one of my uncles. a married one. ii felt so sorrie fer my aunty. andd dhe surprisinqq thinqq was, dhe gurl was on top and dhe guy was below. ii thot it was supposed to be dhe other way round. wudeva. andd dey were lyinqq on dhe sofa. she was like a prostitute sia. dey were almost like doinqq it on dhe sofa. ii was thinkinqq " if dey wanted to make out, why not get out of this place?" ii tried hard not to stare. den when dey stopped. we left. but we didnt go baqq to dhe hotel. ii realised my cousin asked dem to brinqq her to a disco. so we went. ii dunnoe whrther can go in anot lehh. ii mean, ii'm 12, okae 13 dhere. den my uncle told me after 10pm dhe police didn't care anymore. dey didn't check. wlao dhe music was blastinqq. ii couldn't even hear myself. den paikia( one of dhe nickname of my uncle) ask my cousin whrther she wanted to dance. she looked at me andd politely declined. henqq. thank gawd. ii don't wan to be left alone. after quite awhile we went into a room, a karaoke room dhere, andd ii saw manie pple ii dun even noe. -.- den paikia sae all is his xiao di and xiao mei. den he is dhe da ge. dey all carry guns, knifes, andd bombs. dey scared dhe bloody hell out of me. after all, ii was stui carryinqq a heart of a 12 year old though ii looked biqq outside. cos to dem ii am damn biqq cos dheir size all damn small de. my size was of a 16 year old to them ii think. andd den over dhere any age can smoke, drink beer, and wudeva de. of cos ii didn't do any of datt. we went baqq to dhe hotel abt 2 plus ii think. if n0rtt my mum will kill me. -- henqq she didn't find out. henqq henqq henqq.
ii got one a gu 2 months younger den me. (: my lao gu ( his daddie) is 1 year younger den my mum. weird rite. my mum's uncle is younger than her. l0ls. except fer dh ose scary relatives, ii loved all of dhem. ii felt sad to leave dhere. ii almost cried. my mum andd cousin and ah ma cried. my eyes red onlie. my so called closer cousins dhere cried too. ii took foto wif everyone of dhem. didnt wan to forget dhem. missinqq dhem now. hope dhey will keep dheir promise andd come to singqpore soon. hopinqq and hopinqq, datt my wish will come true.
what we could have been, 1:15 PM.
